This is basically what the girlf and I do all day long on IM:
Angela: hello? is this josh?
Josh: it’s santa!
Angela: OH HAI SANTA
Josh: GET ON MY LAP
Angela: santa … your sack is poking me in the bum
Josh: shh baby
Josh: just tell santa what you want
Josh: HO
Angela: for your sack to not be poking me in the bum
Josh: ugh
Josh: NEXT
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kfan said:
Think “womf” is the preferred nomenclature these days, dude.
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